What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

What's the deal with black women who wear straight hair or go bald?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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No go.

So they tried

Still no good.

No way

They put up a sign reading