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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:41

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
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Still no good
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
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Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No go.
So they tried
Still no good.
—
No way
They put up a sign reading